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Test #1: Fun factor
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Circus
Lido will
cause you to go insane with its puzzles. This is clearly fun.
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Cookie
Lido is full
of chocolate, and chocolate is fun to eat.
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Point:
Tie
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Test #2:
Tastiness
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Hu-cards
are not very good to eat, especially with being made of metal and
plastic. Also the glue on the back of the label is pretty groaty.
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One
word: chocolate.
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Point: Cookie
Lido
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Test
#3:
Durability
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Circus
Lido will survive a fall no problem. Also with the last test, it will
survive gnawing.
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Cookie
Lido will crumble at the slightest fall. Not very durable.
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Point: Circus
Lido
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Test #4: Flamibility
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Hu-cards
do not like fire. They melt.
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Nor do
cookies, though the flames are brighter.
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No
points awarded
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Test
#5: Price
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Circus
Lido is fricking expensive at $80+. Not as expensive as some PC Engine
games, but still a chunk of change.
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Cookie
Lido is $3.89 a package, which is expensive for cookies, but you do get
more than one. Clearly a better deal.
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Point: Cookie
Lido
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Test
#6:
Reusability
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Circus
Lido can be played at anytime and many times, so long as you don't run
it through Test #4.
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Once
you eat it, Cookie Lido can't be used again. Well, it could be, but
that would be gross.
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Point: Circus
Lido
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Test #7:
Collectability
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Did I
mention this game is expensive? That should tell you something.
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Unless
you're one of those freaks who collects cookies, I don't think so. If
you are, go hang out with the people who reuse cookies. Freak.
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Point: Circus
Lido
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Test
#8:
Cuteness
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It's a
chameleon who squeaks when he walks. The bugs he eats aren't cute, nor
are the penis flowers he feeds them to, but this makes him cuter.
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I guess
the swirls on the cookie are cute, but that's about as cute as it gets.
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Point: Circus
Lido
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Total
Points: 5
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Total
Points: 3
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